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BONAPARTE

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Released: Jan 1, 2012
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  • Genre: Japanese Classic Music / Thrash / Visual

    Location It's Secret, Homeless, St. Helena, The World, United Kingdom

    Profile Views: 1963382

    Last Login: 2/5/2012

    Member Since 6/28/2006

    Website www.BONAPARTE.cc

    Type of Label Unsigned

  • Bio

    the ridiculous endeavor of starting a circus was suggested to me by my therapist dr. minski wellington upon my release from the private siamese pseudo clinic for lobsterpossesiveobssesivecompulsive disorder in the mountains of southern france. after having to play the role of fake tigers, whips and rings of fire all at once, slowly the word started to spread amongst the unemployed superhero community and other long forgotten tradesmen. fluffy creatures hopped on the fire engine red steam train and joined in the fun, leaving their former lives of hardship behind without a single care in the world. some of them thought they were animals but in reality they were vegetables, others were obsessed with wurst or suffered from severe fruit salad paranoia, some were besotted with commanders of ancient empires, yet another was enslaved to himself for years in a mexican dungeon, one used to raise spirits on slave boats in the south pacific, another introduced the panamanian salsa invasion which resulted in the reappearance of the great bubonic plague and another was so traumatized and lethargic upon his induction he could neither get his stripes together nor finish his own sentences. stripping skeletons, giant dwarfs, bloody banshees, highly penetrated lemmings, out of order lampshade squids, extinct mescal minarets… the word circus bore witness to a most sweaty, slippery and sexmerising renaissance, where only one rule survived: the first born belongs to the circus. may the circus never leave town. your loving emperor, monsieur bonaparte
  • Members

    you can say we are from germany, france, switzerland, mexico, israel, persia, america, panama, new zealand, poland & brazil but we sound like something else. ****************************************************************** CIRQUE ATTAQUE -> MONSIEUR BONAPARTE (zuckerbrot & peitsche) | CARLOS PRIMERO (mexican submarine squad) | MURAT LE BÂUMGÄRTHÈ (bum bum with a bing) | URI GAGA (blind piano playing chimpanse) | LULU RAFANO (stripping skeleton houdini wurst) | MAD KATE (kamikatze queen of madness) | CLEA CUTTHROAT (bloody bunny kiss of death) | CANNONMAN (midget shot out of a cannon) | CRAZY HORSE (likes you) | BUBBLEMAN (bubble mayhem) | MISS PINEAPPLE (kalamazoo-maranui-click!) | JUANITA (madonna's ex-housewife) | THE BUNNY (number one bunny) | CHEGUY (delays in the red) | INTERESTING BIRD DISPLAY | ****************************************************************** abtrünnige söldner & retired battalions: CAESAR (invisible striped valiumpatient) | cannonier BEAUX-ART (loud things) | ZACHOV (the original submarine disaster) | GINGER SYNNE (flames flames flames) | VASY MOUTON (actually is a boxing goat) | AIDAN LEONG (radiation wizard from aotearoa) | XIXI (paranoid panamanian fruit-salad) | JUVAL (master of the hot wurst) | ROKOKO KAHVESI I & II & III (rumpelkisten) | also regularly appearing: TOSH MONSTA (narcoleptic penguin & sticks & beeps | BRAZILIAN MUMMIES, POLKA VERDI, ZORA VIPERINE, KATHARSUS, TYCHO, MIMI, DAN NAGELS, THE SWEDISH MATHEMATICIAN, MUSHI ROLLERDANCE, THE LOBSTER DWARF & THE MARRIED SHEEP, plus 29 FAKE BUNNY IMPERSONATORS.
  • Influences

    READ THIS BEFORE booking BONAPARTE: if you book us you DON'T really get 21 people and 12 disturbed animals and a real elephant because you wouldn't be ready for that, we'd need a house, a chef de cuisine, a gardener, a doctor and a pool - in short an entire hotel ***** - and also a huge old rokoko theater to perform in. since you don't have all of that.... what you DO get is: a show with plus/minus 8 people from the collective risking their private and public lifes for you, dressed as animals or wurst and a loud concert somewhere im grenzbereich and mucho fun fun fun! so book us! (btw. a hot pool would be cool nevertheless)..... ******************************************************************* LINKS -> | http://www.myspace.com/bonaparte | http://www.facebook.com/bonaparte | http://www.twitter.com/etrapanob | http://www.bonaparte.cc/ | merch: http://www.etrapanob.com/ | remuched extra wurst: http://www.bonaparte.cc/remuched
  • Sounds Like

    beep blub squeak wheeez! ******************************************************************* 0 1 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 | ******************************************************************* BOOKING BONAPARTE -> planet earth: jo@powerline-agency.com | extraterrestrial places: www.bonaparte.cc

*** ReLEaSeS ***

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*** 0110111 (Quantum Physics & A Horseshoe) - DVD & Live Double-Album ***
pre-order MOVIE on DVD or in iTUNESIA (11.11.11).
pre-order SOUNDTRACK ....VINYL 12" (double-album) or Digital (11.11.11).

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*** RAVE RAVE REMIX - rrrrmxs ***
buy on VINYL 12" Picture Disc (SOLD OUT) or in iTUNDRA.

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*** FLY A PLANE INTO ME / THINGS ARE MORE LIKE THEY ARE NOW *** (single)
on ....WHITE VINYL 7" or MCD or in iTUNESIA.

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*** MY HORSE LIKES YOU *** (album w/ 13 nEw hOrSinG tOp HitS & Etc.)
on ....VINYL 2 x 12" (white) or on CD or in iTUNESIA.

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*** COMPUTER IN LOVE *** (single w/ ModEseLeKtoR, SirIuSmO, JaSoN fOrrEsT)
on ....VINYL 1 x 10" or on M-CD or in iTUNESIA.

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*** REMUCHED LIVE - bLooD sWeAt & WurStCheN! *** (LivE aLbuM)
on CD or DIGITAL and VINYL 2 x 12" (live & original).

free bonus: EXTRA WURST (mit senf)
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*** REMUCHED REMIXED *** (album w/ aLl tHe rEmuCheD rEmiXeS)
on DIGITALonly.

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*** TOO MUCH *** (album w/ tHe oRiGinAL 15 bOriNg sOngS)
on CD or in iTUNESIA or VINYL (limited).

free extras: GIGOLO & LYRICS
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*** BAR25 / ERNTE25 *** (CD + 7" giGoLo VagAbUndO & PiRatEnbRAuT)
in blog and at bar25 shop.

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*** VidEoS ***

*** MUZIK FOR OLD SCHOOL TV ***
*** HELLO ROCKNROLL ***
*** 69 TRAILERS for 0110111 ***

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  • 1 month ago
  • Black Verva

     Hi dude, we are the french guy (was at all your parisian show)... Hope you doind well. Hope to see u soon... Ps: you was great at the door festival

    2 months ago
  • Jean-cyril Daenekyndt

    Hello
    Thanx a lot for the very good moment at La Rodia - Besançon - France. See my photos on "Night in Town" http://jcyd.online.fr/?alb=309
    see you next time on the road
    JCyD
    Night in Town
    http://jcyd.online.fr 

    2 months ago
  • no head

    If you like listen to my intermezzo "pour le groupe Bonaparte" :)

    4 months ago
  • Chris

    Was habt Ihr nur mit uns gemacht!?
    Meine Freundin und Ich hören seit einem Monat nichts anderes mehr.
    Normalerweise sind wir eher Metalheads... Unglaublich!
    Wir freuen uns schon Euch wieder live zu sehen und auf neue "Wahnsinnige" Songs.
    Yes we want to party with the Bonaparte!

    Greetz
    Jana und Chris

    7 months ago
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