- Layla -

About me:

I hate filling in 'About me' boxes. If you don't already know enough about me to not have to read one of these, why did you add me?

I like reading and writing. Though most of the reading I do these days is study related.

I'm studying Microbiology at University. I have an unhealthy obsession with bacteria and viruses. And please, never, EVER use the world 'germ' around me. I will have to hurt you.

If you ever get bored and feel like reading something shit, you could always check out my livejournal. http://noideagirl.livejournal.com. Not that I ever update it...

I get obsessive about things far too easily. And I find it hard to let go.

I've been called a cold hearted bitch on many an occasion. I'm cynical and bitter. I say what I think. I have a good grasp on reality. Sometimes I think I was born backwards, you know, come out my mum the wrong way. I hear words come pass me backwards. The people I should love, I hate. And the people I hate... I don't believe in talking much. Often one shouldn't talk, but live in silence. The more one talks, the less the words mean.

If you've ever held your phone at arms length, and pointed it back at yourself, pouted, while wearing hair gel, sporting an ultra thin beard and/or giant sunglasses, and posted it on facebook and captioned it "Uber emo" then congratulations! You are a drone in a honeyless beehive! Read a book... any book.

A list someone once made for me - the top 10 worst qualities about me (apparently)

1) I get ridiculously moody about stupidly trivial things

2) I'm way too quiet

3) I'm a maths nerd

4) I'm clumsy to the point of running directly into a door

5) I'm lazy to the point of it being offensive at times

6) I actually care about studying

7) I actually enjoy the presence of annoying animals

8) I have a habit of dressing up in a way that sticks out in a crowd and can be humiliating

9) I can be really hard to talk to about things

10) I'm closed off to the world emotionally

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Some favourite quotes

"If a man was to offend me, I would take him quietly and forgivingly by the hand, lead him to a dark corner, and kill him." ~Mark Anthony

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months" ~Oscar Wilde.

"I can resist everything except temptation" ~Oscar Wilde.

" There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you realize that what you see is all that you'll ever be. Then you accept it... or you kill yourself. Or you stop looking into mirrors. "

"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers." - Mean girls ( This is how I feel right now... too much learning about sexually transmitted diseases in Microbiology. .... Just don't do it, ok? You'll die....)